The Boss.
To rule them all.
info
roleplay
PvZRP and MVRP
AU: Mortician!Zomboss
Both comic and game based portrayal
Changed with development
Parody and Roleplay
(N)SFW, swearing, gore, drugs, angst, etc.
Multiship with chem.
DMs open for plotting
Lewd in DMs with ship
No lewd with girl muses, I have eurotophobia
Desc. varies
Voiceclaim: David Hyde Pierce
Mun: Norman / Aulete
They and Them
American, EST
Fluent English
7-8 years of experience
#cabellcab
Socials
Twitter: logochamy
Discord: ❨ 𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦. ❩#0424
Tumblr: auiete
PvZ Heroes: TrashCar
Biol.be: ZOMBOTlC
Formatting: Serious
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Almanac
DR. ZOMBOSS
Dr. Zomboss rules them all.
Toughness (in Zombot shell): extreme
Edgar George Zomboss achieved his doctorate in thanatology in only two years. Quickly mastering thanatological technology, he built his fearsome Zombot and set about establishing absolute dominance of his local subdivision.
Headcanons
Born Edgar George Allan
27 y.o., 5’1”, ~100 lbs
Born on May 5th, 1993 (Taurus)
Living in Neighborville, Colorado
British immigrant, albeit not legally
Died at age 11-12 from a gunshot wound to the head
Bisexual with a heavy male lean
He has died 144 times
He owns a massive funeral home inconspicuously built in the side of a mountain; it scales up to several stories, complete with several chapels, an expansive mortuary, a huge crematory, a mausoleum, even some stuff for cryogenics, and don’t forget the lab
He’s dabbling into forensic science and criminal justice
He loves to crossdress, seeing himself all dolled up does a lot for his confidence
He also loves to knit, cook, play music, invent, preserve the dead and bring the dead back to life
He plays a variety of instruments. The ones he’s best at are violin (and pretty much any string instrument), piano, trumpet and oboe
He excels with flying colors in all of the aforementioned things, startlingly enough
His lab coat holds a LOT of weapons for him to use in case things go awry. His go-to weapon is a paralysis ray
He’s terrified of cats (especially zombie cats), crows and ravens. Most zombies are
He’s absolutely NOT kind to many humans. If you’re a human that he’s taken a special liking to, be grateful. It’s not often he does that
He’s still quite feral sometimes. He has to restrain himself from biting, and it’s hard to control himself. Giving him something to chew on will help
He has brown eyes that look red in certain lightings, and oddly enough when he gets upset; they’ve been described as looking like molten lava
He’s allergic to 74,000 different species of plants
He has pretty sensitive skin, which is part of the reason he hates the sun and avoids going outside unless it’s nighttime
He’s still rather reclusive and tries not to leave his lair unless he has to. It’s possible to reach him through text, letter, or transmission; in fact, he prefers this way of communication
He despises being treated like a child, idiot, or lesser than humans; the citizens of Neighborville usually run and hide from him because of how dangerous he is, so he’s not usually being talked down to like a toddler
He has braces and they are pink
He has pet tarantulas, he likes when they web him up, and he’s also immune to spider and tarantula venom
He is a LaVayen satanist, or a nonconventional satanist
His favorite foods are Popsmarts, raw ham, brains, any meat basically,
everything Dial makes for him, frozen daisies and carnations, roasted cactus, and fresh aloe vera
He stims mostly by grinding his teeth together, chewing on things, flapping his hands, feeling things, screaming, and making loud noises; he also has some pretty violent meltdowns when REALLY stressed out
He was born a human and reanimated once he died; there are two strains of the virus, one you’re born with and one you catch. Zomboss was born with the first strain, and will subsequently pass it down to any potential children. The first virus makes more conscious, aware, and intelligent zombies, while the second one tends to produce mindless ones. Due to the virus’ extreme regenerative properties, Zomboss can reanimate after each death, reconnect lost limbs with ease and regenerate damaged tissue and bone over time
He has died and become an angel once, so there’s a slim chance of him sprouting wings once he reanimates again
TW: Self-harm, drug abuse and suicide. He’s very scarred from rough patches in his life, he’s still battling opioid and nicotine addiction, as well as suicidal tendencies
His head is not big because he’s smart; it’s hydrocephaly, and blood has built up on his brain because of the gunshot wound that ended his life
As for other conditions, he has ADHD, anxiety, autism (Aspergers), HPD, sexomnia (please don’t be horny about this, seriously) and leukemia, from some... very bad choices
He has a lot of trauma associated with a college friend of his, James
He is incredibly persistent, if he wants your brain he won’t give up until he gets it
He still relies on his Zombots and inventions during fights
He is nimble and light on his feet, as well as flexible and coordinated, but lacks in stamina and energy
He could walk forever if food weren’t an issue, it’s more terrifying to have him walking after you than running after you
He has a strong bite and large mouth. He could fit the circumference of a watermelon in his mouth (about 30-45 inches, if not more), and his bite is a whopping ~600 lbs. per square inch. For reference, the circumference of the average adult head is ~23 inches, the strength of the average human bite is ~200 lbs. per square inch, and it takes 520 lbs. of force to crush a human skull
He is constantly hungry. His hunger can be described as a painful, bottomless pit in his stomach that can’t be filled by anything except the flesh of the mind
He usually eats a brain substitute, rarely does he treat himself to the real thing
He can’t swim, but he can walk along the bottom of a pool or the ocean and be just fine
Threads
About the virus(es)
First strain
Second strain
Zomboss’ involvement
Backstory
Childhood
Born on May 5th, 1994 in a small, rural town in England, Edgar George Zomboss (born “Edgar George Allan”) is the son of Zach and Rosemary Allan. His father was a chemist and his mother was a teacher. Both being very involved in their work, they had little time to spend with their son. They were often too busy to pay any attention to him. He was left to care for himself, and never expected much affection from anyone.
He lived a very lonely childhood. The only people he could confide in were his grandparents. They provided basic necessities and gave him the love and attention he never received from his parents. He seldom got to visit them, but he appreciated the time he got. His grandmother passed away from acute myeloid leukemia when he was 10, and his grandfather took his life only a few months later.
Zomboss was devastated. He had no one to turn to. He spent his time reading books, often falling behind in class due to his lacking social skills. His parents further neglected him and verbally abused him because of this. He was “the quiet kid,” always totally absorbed in something. He became interested in robots and inventing around this time, making small gadgets when he got the chance.
His mental health only continued to decline. He was severely depressed and suffered in silence. His own mind poisoned itself, and the temptation to lash out at himself festering to the point where it became uncontrollable. One day, he went to the forest with his father’s handgun and didn’t return. He woke up, though found that he wasn’t totally alive.
He was confused and upset, he couldn’t understand what went wrong. He didn’t want to go back home, and he knew that they’d take him if he stayed in Britain. He made the last second decision to immigrate. Zomboss spent the next couple of days making his way to an airport, and with the money that he very stealthily “borrowed” during his travels, paid for a plane ticket to the United States.
Teenhood
To be completed
Adulthood
To be completed
Relations
Romantic
V1: @KingDial
Children: Leester, Theodore
V2: @SymbioticShroom
Children: Ross
V3: William Afton
The man behind the slaughter
Familial
Captain Jack Allan, 7th great grandfather
Herman Zomboss, 7th great grandfather
Zachary Allan, father
Rosemary Allan, mother
Pets
Mr. Stubbins, zombie hedgehog
Ziggy, goldfish bowl
Numerous tarantulas
Trigger warnings
Writing
Angst
Sexual assault
Lewd banter
Lewd actions
Death
Death in gruesome detail
Child neglect
Child abuse
Familial conflict
Stalking
Suicide
Suicidal ideation
Self-harm
- Cutting
- Burning
- Carving
- Imbedding
- Etc.
Compulsive self-harm
- Picking
- Hitting
- Biting
- Etc.
Child death
Grieving the loss of a child
Gore
Cannibalism
Satanic imagery
Religious bashing
Mental illness
Firearms and guns
Gaslighting
Emotional manipulation
GBH
- Branding
- Slicing
Forced relationships gag
Forced impregnation GAG
Drug use
Writer triggers
Sexual assault
- Especially sex. assault perpetrated by a female
- Especially sex. assault against a female
- Especially sex. assault perpetrated with means of “converting”
- Especially sex. assault against a child
Female genitalia
Eating disorders
Infidelity
Suicide (if done tastelessly)
Self-harm (if done tastelessly)
Pedophilia
Necrophilia
Zoophilia... just— gross shit
Emotional gaslighting
Drug abuse and addiction (if done tastelessly)
Etc.
Disclaimers
I am not affiliated with the creation of Plants vs. Zombies or Dr. Zomboss.
I am not affiliated with EA or PopCap.
I have eurotophobia, an aversion to female genitalia. I will block you if I see porn on my timeline.
I tend to forget replies. I am begging you, please bump the thread if I forget.
I am an artist, so some of the art that I use or post is mine. Art that is not mine will be credited.
music
Plants vs. Zombies OST
Plants vs. Zombies (DS) OST
Plants vs. Zombies 2: It’s About Time OST
Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare OST
Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 OST
Plants vs Zombies: Heroes OST
Plants vs Zombies: Battle for Neighborville OST